Goku x Female!Reader (Hermit)

You stare at the old man, thumbs hooked in your bikini bottom, trying to control your temperament. This…Master Roshi guy…or whatever was your mate’s tutor as a child. You had to respect him. He starts flirting with you, bouncing around you at an incredibly rapid pace, hearts for eyes. Goku is looking at the hermit like he was confused about what was going on. Everyone else is giving various expressions of worried amusement, or disgust at the elder. You keep your eyes on his hands, knowing exactly what was running through his mind. His hand reaches out to touch your rear and you flip over him, landing perfectly in the same position behind him, eyes closed.

You can’t stop the smile. Avoiding this old man’s unwanted caresses seems like it might be good training. Keeping your eyes closed, you leap backwards, feeling the air from the speed of his hand, hit your chest, telling you what his mark was this time. He chases after you, each time missing by barely an inch. Okay, teasing earth men was fun. You sense a change in his pattern and leap in the air, avoiding a hand to the crotch. But surprisingly, the old man follows you, palm open to grope your rear. You let out a quiet gasp and bend backwards, moving your butt up higher and out of range, falling to the ground. You land on one foot, leaping back away from where Roshi lands. You begin the routine again, leaping backwards but this time you run smack into someone and feel their hand rub almost the entirety of your rear. You gasp and spin your heel to see Vegeta looking down at you, cheeks a bright red color and hands held up.

“Vegeta!” Goku’s scream echo’s through everyone’s ears. Your eyes widen before Vegeta is tackled to the ground by Goku, starting a wrestle match. Everyone watches on as the two Saiyans’ wrestling turns to full blown fist fighting. Of course no one is entirely worried since these two go at it like cats and dogs. Eventually, you sigh exasperatedly and appear between the two of them, grabbing their fists and bending forward, swinging your leg upward into Goku’s chin then spinning on your heel, slamming your toe into Vegeta’s face as well. Both agitated males stagger, holding onto their new bruises and look at you shocked. You giggle, walking up to Goku and yanking him down in a kiss.

“It’s fine love. He did it on accident. I doubt Vegeta would have the balls to touch me there anyway.” You smirk back at the Saiyan prince, who looks like to be getting angrier by the second.

“Yeah right! I’ll touch what I want to, (Name)!” His hand immediately smacks your rear and you leap up in surprise, looking over your shoulder at him, mouth open in shock. Goku stares at Vegeta, a similar expression of shock on his face as well. Goku immediately drops his arms from your waist and backs away a few feet, as well as everyone else except for poor, oblivious, Vegeta. He smirks widely at you, just daring you to say something. Oh you won’t say anything. But you’ll certainly take action.

“Vegeta…?” Your voice simply oozes venom, coated in a layer of lying honey.

“What?” Instantly, your fist slams into Vegeta’s face, sending him flying into the side of Kame house. You stand with your hand up, fist still clenched and trembling.

“Never touch me without permission again!”